"YOU’RE GONNA DIE ONE DAY
THEY CANCELED “THAT’S SO RAVEN”
YOU WERE BORN TOO EARLY TO EXPLORE THE GALAXY
THEY BOTH DIE AT THE END OF “THE NOTEBOOK”
YOU’LL NEVER BE THE INVENTOR OF NUTELLA IF YOU’RE 1 IN A MILLION THEN THERE’S 6000 OTHER PEOPLE LIKE YOU
“NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP” WASN’T WRITTEN ABOUT YOU
YOU’LL NEVER BE AS YOUNG AS YOU ARE RIGHT NOW
THE 90S ARE OVER
SANTA ISN’T REAL
THE QUEEN PROBABLY DOESN’T THINK YOU HAVE CLASS
YOUR FAVOURITE CELEBRITY DOESN’T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME
YOU’LL NEVER BE A GIRAFFE
YOU WERE BORN TOO LATE TO BE A WORLD EXPLORER
IT’S TOO LATE FOR YOU TO BE A CHILD PRODIGY
YOU WERE EXTREMELY AWKWARD IN MIDDLE SCHOOL AND YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK AND CHANGE THAT
TOY STORY 3 IS THE LAST ONE. THAT’S IT. NO NEW TOY STORY FOR YOU.
YOU READ THE TWILIGHT SERIES AND NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU WISH YOU DIDN’T, YOU STILL DID
SIMS 3 WASN’T AS GREAT AS YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
DUMBLEDORE IS DEAD
DUMBLEDORE ISN’T REAL
YOU DON’T HAVE A UNICORN AND YOU NEVER WILL
HITLER HAD MORE ADMIRERS THAN YOU WILL EVER HAVE
YOU MAY THINK THAT IF YOU MET YOUR FAVOURITE CELEBRITY THAT YOU’D BE COOL, BUT YOU’D PROBABLY START HYPERVENTILATING AND DIE Wait… Why am I alive?" |